KOREN – CORNO

by FRANCO JURI

THE WIDE TOUR

This year the Giro d’Italia started from Albania and passed through Gorizia/Nova Gorica. Next year he will leave from Abyssinia, hm, sorry,… from Ethiopia, and will arrive in Ljubljana.

MARŠAL ROGLITO SABOTINSKI

Tokrat, ob prihodu Gira, so Rogličevi navijači na Sabotinu prekrili napis Tita z ljubkovalnim imenom svojega kolesarskega junaka; Rogla. A le za kratek čas. Roglič tokrat žal ni bil prvi, a je vseeno za nekaj časa postal Maršal.

BIG BROTHER OF ITALY

Edi Rama, the greatest socialist in the world as well as a beloved Albanian prime minister, loves Italy, Giorgia and the Italian flag. Apart from red, which suits him ideologically, he appreciates blank bills and is crazy about green. So much so as to show her beloved neighbor on the other side how unique and grandiose her welcome, not only of refugees and migrants, is. Well, with the reception center in Albania, provided that some refugees from the Mediterranean route enter it, a new season is also inaugurated for the Balkan one. Everything will depend on how much greenery the guests of the center will have available.

GOLOBOVA ABSTINENCA IN KARDELJEVA ZMAGA

Referendum o dodatkih k pokojninam vrhunskih umetnikov se je za slovenske kulturnike in vladajočo koalicijo končal slabo. Nasprotovanje desnice zakonu je uspelo; Na zakonodajnem referendumu je glasovalo skoraj 26% upravičencev, od le teh pa 92 % je glasovalo proti zakonu. Veljaven ostaja kardeljev zakon iz leta 1974. Premier Robert Golob je vendar zadovoljen: »Skoraj tričetrt volivcev ni šlo glasovati!«. Ok… in Previdno. Lahko abstinirajo tudi na volitvah.

But how, the European Commission announces the imminent Russian invasion and promotes the survival backpack for 72 hours, and the new pope…?